ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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