Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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