is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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