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If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?

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(369): View more from California

I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.

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(954): View more from Florida

so i told him i still liked him. he laughed

(1-954): View more from Florida

well, your crazy. what did you expect?

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(404): View more from Georgia

You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?

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(425): View more from Washington

I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey

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