we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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