we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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