I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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