Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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