So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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