Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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