is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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