We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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