I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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