My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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