saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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