im holly from the hills drunk
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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