I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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