On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize