what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
