i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize