Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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