she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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