No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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