Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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