He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
tell me about the eggs
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