He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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