Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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