Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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