is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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