so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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