she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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