So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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