if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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