You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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