No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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