Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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