Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize