Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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