Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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