if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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