Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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