the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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