don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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