I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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