Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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