I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
