Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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