Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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