TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
