the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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