Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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