what if I'm pregnant?
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I still have a little drunk in my system
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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