You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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