Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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