At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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