i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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