just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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