Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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