How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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